We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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