What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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