I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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