you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I will be naked everywhere
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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