Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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