How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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