please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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