i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
where am i from again
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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