Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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