She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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