He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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