I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
