Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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