I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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