But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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