she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
COCAINE IS GR8
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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