Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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