in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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