I hate all girls vehemently.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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