chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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