just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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