the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Its about making memories worth repressing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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