don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
high people should be assigned attendants
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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