But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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