We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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