All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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