He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
