Are we in a gay sports bar?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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