So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Do you remember whose house we're in?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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