Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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