Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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