um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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