and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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