You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Randomize
