honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize