you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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