my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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