By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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