Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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