So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize