I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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