we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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