Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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