She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My nipple is on Facebook.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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