i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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