Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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