all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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