It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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