Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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