That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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