We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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