so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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