Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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