I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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