Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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